HEADMISTRESS - ms darling (no one is her darling!)
The mysterious Ms Darling keeps the showgirl school in order. Although rarely seen, her reputation is enough to make any student quake in their heels and straighten their stocking tops. Her presence is announced by a gentle waft of the finest gin mixed with tonic and a trail of glitter and hat pins. Rumour has it she is the reason that Glenn Miller disappeared and the Mona Lisa doesn't smile. Likes: Gin, cigars, giving detention, glamour........where's that gin I ordered? Motto: “A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future.” |